Wednesday, May 6, 2009



Which is Better?
"Stripes of Old" by Kirk Seufert
or
Young chap's method of building and easel


Let's start with "Stripes of Old"


Painted in Seufert's old looking stripes period,

the piece says many things, speaking in a language

of it's own, and thus not interpratable by this critic.


I can say it's pretty if you like old looking stripes.

Actually, if you like old looking stripes, it's beautiful.


Now, let's look at "Young chap's method of building an easel."




First question, "Where's the safety equipment?" Rather than steal toe'd shoes, it's no shoes at all. It's, ah, it's...flippant, no lax.
Yes, lax. And I can assure you, union member or not, I'd have to let him go for fear of litigation.
Second question, "Where are the nuts and bolts to secure this monstrosity?" I can tell you right now, "Stripes of Old" won't be sitting on that easel when it's finished.

Third question...well there really is no need for a third question, because the only important question is Which is Better? And the
clear answer is "Stripes of Old." Yes, I feel sorry for the young lad not being able to afford shoes, but it's a harsh world out there, and he's just going to have to work harder to acquire the appropriate aparrel.
Winner: "Stripes of Old," thus making it quite purchase-worthy.
Thanks for reading. Kirk